This dude is not a big fan of salads. And for a short while now, I know why.
It’s not the fact that all the green in salads is not dudelike. Au contraire: one of the most famous megadudes is green; The Hulk.
I can even appreciate the happy and colourful palet of a salad (saying this without wanting to sound like some softy interior designer). The thing that doesn’t appeal to me in salads is that I am always looking for a specific Dude ingredient in vain; protein aka good meat.